New Study Finds That Guy Wearing His Mask Under His Nose Poses No Threat of Spreading COVID-19 Because He’s A Total Mouth-Breather

A ground-breaking new study coming out of the University of Toronto has proven that — contrary to preliminary evidence suggesting otherwise — that one guy on the subway whose nose is hanging out of his mask like he has no idea how the thing works after 10 months of this sh*t — actually poses no threat to others.

The study was conducted by Dr. Peterdaughter — a controversial professor at U of T’s immunology…